Vlad

Panel 1- Dracool: " My brother, Vlad, is also unfortunate, Lazaro.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " He was bitten by a fruit bat when he went to Indonesia.."
Panel 3-   Lazaro: " What happened to him?"
              Dracool: " He's now addicted to fruit juice!"

Vlad

Panel 1- Lazaro: " I fell so sad at what happened to your family, Dracool.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " That's life, Lazaro.. things happen unexpectedly.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " Look at my Uncle, he's a dog lover but he died of rabies!"

Dracool Pa More

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Dracool, how did you become a vampire?"
Panel 2- Dracool:" I was bitten on the neck by a vampire bat when I was a kid.."
               Lazaro: " Oh.. I'm sorry.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " Don't be, Lazaro.. my uncle got it worse. He got bitten by a rabid dog!"

Dracool Pa More

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Is it difficult being a vampire, Dracool?"
            Dracool: " It depends, Lazaro.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " I have done almost everything in my many years on this earth.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " One thing I haven't done is go sunbathing.."

Dracool Pa More

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Dracool are Zombies real?"
            Dracool: " Of course, Lazaro!"
Panel 2- Lazaro: " Are they more dangerous than vampires?"
            Dracool: " Let me put it this way, my friend.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " If a vampire is Balut, then a Zombie is Penoy!"

Note: Penoy is like Balut but cheaper and has no chick inside
          It's also like comparing a sunny side up and scrambled eggs

Dracool Pa More

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Dracool, are my call center office mates vampires too?"
            Dracool: " Yes and no, Lazaro.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " No, they are not vampires. I have ethics when it comes to my employees.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " And yes, because people think call center agents are vampires because they are                                    awake at night!"

Dracool Pa More

Panel 1- Violet: " Dracool, I thought I'm the only one in your life?"
           Dracool: " That's true!"
Panel 2- Violet: " How come those blood bank officials are more important than me?"
Panel 3- Dracool: " Because MY life depends on them!"