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Panel 1- Lazaro: " Dracool, how did you become a vampire?"
Panel 2- Dracool:" I was bitten on the neck by a vampire bat when I was a kid.."
               Lazaro: " Oh.. I'm sorry.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " Don't be, Lazaro.. my uncle got it worse. He got bitten by a rabid dog!"

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Panel 1- Lazaro: " Is it difficult being a vampire, Dracool?"
            Dracool: " It depends, Lazaro.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " I have done almost everything in my many years on this earth.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " One thing I haven't done is go sunbathing.."

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Panel 1- Lazaro: " Dracool are Zombies real?"
            Dracool: " Of course, Lazaro!"
Panel 2- Lazaro: " Are they more dangerous than vampires?"
            Dracool: " Let me put it this way, my friend.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " If a vampire is Balut, then a Zombie is Penoy!"

Note: Penoy is like Balut but cheaper and has no chick inside
          It's also like comparing a sunny side up and scrambled eggs

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Panel 1- Lazaro: " Dracool, are my call center office mates vampires too?"
            Dracool: " Yes and no, Lazaro.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " No, they are not vampires. I have ethics when it comes to my employees.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " And yes, because people think call center agents are vampires because they are                                    awake at night!"

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Panel 1- Violet: " Dracool, I thought I'm the only one in your life?"
           Dracool: " That's true!"
Panel 2- Violet: " How come those blood bank officials are more important than me?"
Panel 3- Dracool: " Because MY life depends on them!"

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Panel 1- Violet:" Hi, Lazaro..is Dracool here?"
             Lazaro: " Hi Violet.. he's having a meeting.."
Panel 2- Violet:" Meeting? Is it more important than me?!"
             Lazaro:" I think so..."
Panel 3-Lazaro: " He's meeting with the officers of a blood bank!"

Dracool the Cool

Panel 1- Lazaro: " I didn't know you like politics, Dracool.."
            Dracool: " Politics? No! Politicians? Yes!"
Panel 2- Dracool: " We vampires also have our favorite candidate this coming election.."
               Lazaro: " Really?! Who?"
Panel 3: Dracool: " It's Gordon of Red Cross!"

Dracool the Cool

Panel 1- Violet: " Hi, Dracool.. my love.."
          Dracool: " Hi, Violet.. my sweet.."
Panel 2- Violet: " Mr Mayor went with me because I told him you're building a political
                           party for the coming election.."
Panel 3- Mayor: " Violet told me you needed a new blood for the party so here I am, sir Dracool.."
   Dracool: " Yummy! Er.. good, very good!"

Dracool the Cool

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Dracool, I didn't know that someone like you has a girlfriend.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " I'm also a man, Lazaro.. I know how to love..Hehehe.."
              Lazaro: " What is your type, Dracool?"
Panel 3- Dracool: " Well.. I'm fed up with Type-O, they're so many. Type A and B are ok but Type AB is                                 the best!"

Dracool the Cool

Panel 1- Dracool: " Don't feel sad, Lazaro.. my good friend.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " I have a girlfriend, Violet, and she's also a GRO.."
                Lazaro: " Really?"
Panel 3-Dracool: " Yes, Lazaro.. and aside from being a GRO, she also works as an agent
                               in my blood bank business.."

Dracool the Cool

Panel 1- Dracool: " Lazaro, close minded people thinks being a GRO is bad.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " They are also human who can think, who have families and some became GROs out of                                 desperation in order to survive.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " The choice is ours when it comes to what we are going to do with our life.."

Note: GRO is Guest Relation Officer

Dracool the Cool

Panel 1- Dracool: " You look sad, Lazaro, my friend.."
                Lazaro: " Hi, Dracool.."
Panel 2-   Lazaro: " It's my father..he doesn't like my crush because she's a GRO.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " Lazaro, just follow where you'll be happy. You know yourself more than anyone.."

Magdalena

ro, my son

Panel 1- Pepe: " Lazaro, you don't know anything in this world!"
           Lazaro: " That's what Magdalena told me.."
Panel 2- Pepe: " Lazaro, my son.. do you know what Magdalena's job is?"
Panel 3- Pepe: " She works as a GRO!"

Note: GRO is Guest Relations Offficer

Magdalena

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Papa, you're awake?!"
                Pepe: " Yes, Lazaro.. may I ask you a question?"
Panel 2- Lazaro: " What is it?"
                Pepe: " I saw you earlier with someone.."
Panel 3- Lazaro: " It was Magdalena.. my crush.."
      Pepe ( surprised ): " Magdalena?! Your crush?!"

Magdalena

Panel 1- Magdalena: " Lazaro, Lazaro...that's why I don't fell for you.."
Panel 2- Magdalena: " You're handsome but you know nothing about the world!"
Panel 3- Magdalena ( leaving Lazaro ): " Goodbye!"

Magdalena

Panel 1-     Lazaro: " Where at Quezon Avenue is your office, Magdalena?"
Panel 2- Magdalena: " Along Quezon Avenue, Lazaro.."
       Lazaro ( impressed ): " Wow!"
Panel 3- Lazaro: " You have a big office! I bet your salary is huge, right?"
   Magdalena ( disappointed ): " sigh.."

Magdalena

Panel 2- Magdalena: " We're the same, Lazaro.. making the night like day to earn money.."
Panel 2-       Lazaro: " Why, Magdalena.. do you also work at the call center?"
              Magdalena: " No.."
Panel 3-      Lazaro: " Where is your office?"
              Magdalena: " Quezon Avenue.."

Magdalena

Panel 1- Magdalena: " Hello, Lazaro! Hey, Lazaro! Long time no see, ah"
                    Lazaro: " Magdalena! It's you!"
Panel 2- Magdalena: " Are you on the way home, Lazaro?"
                    Lazaro: " No.. I'm on my way to work.."
Panel 3-       Lazaro: " I work at the call center that's why I work at night.."

From Saudi with Love

Panel 1- Dolly: " Ivy, it's check up day for my baby. Can your husband accompany me?"
                  Ivy: " Sure, Dolly!"
Panel 2-     Ivy: " Hey, Valentin! Go with Dolly to the clinic.."
          Valentin: " Ok.."
Panel 3- Dolly: " Thank you, Ivy.. we might go to lunch after my baby's check up. It's bad for me
                            to be hungry.."
                  Ivy: " Ok.."

From Saudi with Love

Panel 1- Dolpo: " Chito, do you have anything for your family? I'm going home on Sunday.."
Panel 2-  Chito: " I just sent money to them last week, Dolpo.."
Panel 3-  Chito: " And tell them I'm in jail that's why I was not able to send money today.."

From Saudi with Love

Panel 1- Ivy: " Dolly, I'm wondering why your baby resembles my husband.."
Panel 2- Dolly: " Oh, I'm sorry, Ivy..I was very fond of your husband during my pregnancy.."
Panel 3- Ivy: " Is that so? Poor baby..he'll grow up ugly.. Hihihi.."

From Saudi with Love

Panel 1- Chito: " You're lucky, Dolpo.. your baby is still small unlike my kids who are grown up.."
Panel 2- Dolpo: " What do you mean, Chito?"
Panel 3- Chito: "My kids only remember me during Christmas, their birthdays and when they need something from me.."

From Saudi with Love

Panel 1- Ivy: " You know, Dolly, you're beauty seemed to be a waste.."
          Dolly: " Why is that so, Ivy?"
Panel 2- Ivy: " Because your baby doesn't look like you. She doesn't even look like
                        like your husband, Dolpo!"
Panel 3- Ivy: " The way I see it, she resembles my husband, Valentin!"
          Dolly? " Really?!"

From Saudi with Love

Panel 1- Chito: " Hey, Dolpo.. I heard you're going home! Is your contract here in Saudi ended?"
             Dolpo: " Not yet, Chito.."
Panel 2- Dolpo: " They want me to go home because my wife, Dolly, gave birth.."
               Chito: " Is that so? But why do you look sad?"
Panel 3- Dolpo: " Because I'm sterile, my friend.."

Working Class Hero

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Not all call center agents end up in a sad way.."
Panel 2- Lazaro: " There are those who were able to save money
                               and started their own business.."
Panel 3- Lazaro: " It's up to us and our decision if our life will have a good
                              or bad ending.."

Working Class Hero

Panel 1- Steven: " Those who work at call centers receive high salaries.."
              Lazaro: " They should! "
Panel 2- Steven: " Everynight awake, coffee, cigarettes, booze, snacks and stress answering            complaints from customers.."
Panel 3- Steven: " That's why we have to save so we have money to spend when we land in the
  hospital in the future or if you're unlucky, the cemetery.."

Working Class Hero

Panel 1- Pepe: " Lazaro, my son.. your mother told me about your plan
                           to buy me a horse and carriage.."
Panel 2- Pepe: " Son, I want you to know that being a carriage driver is already old news.."
Panel 3- Pepe: " What is popular today is to be a Uber driver so buy me a BMW instead, ok?"

Working Class Hero

Panel 1- Lazaro: " I am trying my best at work so I can save money.."
Panel 2- Lazaro: " I want to help Papa to make his dream come true>."
                  Pilar: " Dream?"
Panel 3- Lazaro: " Yes, mother.. he wants to be a coach driver so I'll buy him a horse and a coach.."

Working Class Hero

Panel 1- Pilar: " Lazaro, my son.. aren't you having a hard time in your work?"
Panel 2- Pilar: " You're making night into day. You might get sick, my son.."
           Lazaro: " Don't worry, mother.."
Panel 3- Lazaro: " I'm still young and my body can take it. I'm strong, mother.."

Working Class Hero

Panel 1- Pilar: " When Lazaro is unemployed, he sleeps the whole day.."
              Pepe: " Useless!"
Panel 2- Pilar: " Now that he works at the call center, he still sleeps the whole day.."
Panel 3- Pilar: " What can you say now, Pepe? Ha?
              Pepe: " Justified!"

Dracool

Panel 1- Customer: " Sir, your medicine that I bought didn't do any good to lower
                                  my blood pressure.."
                Dracool: " Is that so?"
Panel 2-   Dracool: " It's the same complain from another caller. It's dangerous and we need to do                                         something to lower your blood pressure. Give me your address and I'll check
                                  it out.."
Panel 3-   Dracool: " Yummy! Er.. I also do house call, Lazaro.. Hehehe.. see you.."

Dracool

Panel 1- Customer: " Hey! The flat TV I bought from you doesn't work! Grrr.."
Panel 2- Customer; " Even the remote control is useless! What's the matter with you?!"
                   Lazaro: " Sir, did you plug on the TV?"
Panel 3- Customer: " Did you say plug on? Aren't TV's today high tech? Is it needed?"

Dracool

Panel 1- Dracool: " But don't worry, Lazaro, we have plenty of coffee, tea, cigarettes and food.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " All you need is to be strong whenever there are complaints from callers.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " Just think that they exist to make our lives miserable.."

Dracool

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Why are you guys so pale, Dracool? Is that the way in this call center?"
Panel 2- Dracool: " We don't get sunlight, Lazaro.. we work at night.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " And personally, sunlight is bad for me.."

Dracool

Panel 1- Dracool: " Here in our call center, you will not notice the passing of time.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " Our office has no windows and everyone has a cubicle and monitor.."
Panel 3- Dracool: " By the way, what day is today, Lazaro?"

Dracool

Panel 1- Dracool: " Hi, you're new in our call center, right?"
               Lazaro: " First time.."
Panel 2- Dracool: " My name is Dracool.."
               Lazaro: " And I'm Lazaro.."
Panel 3-  Lazaro: " Is it great to work in a call center?"
             Dracool: " It is.. if you can stand being cursed by callers.."
               Lazaro: " Oh, I'm used to that ( at home )"

Latigo

Panel 1- Recruiter: " Go ahead, son.. finish what you're texting.."
Panel 2- Recruiter: " It's better that we talk without interruption.."
Panel 3- Recruiter: " Son, can we now start your job interview? There are other
                                  applicants like you waiting outside.."
                  Lazaro: " Yes, sir!"

Latigo

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Mother, don't you worry because tomorrow I will look for a job.."
Panel 2- Lazaro: " I don't want to be a burden to you and Father.."
Panel 3- Pepe: " Pilar, is that Lazaro talking to you?"

Latigo

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Father, can I ask you something before I go to sleep?"
                  Pepe: " What is it, Lazaro?"
Panel 2- Lazaro: " In order for me to get a good night sleep, I should not have any worries.."
Panel 3- Lazaro: " Could you please hang the horse whip on your bedroom? I feel uneasy.."

Latigo

Panel 1- Pepe: " Lazaro, this whip is effective against a slow horse.."
Panel 2- Pepe: " Did you know that it's also effective against lazy people?"
Panel 3- Lazaro: " Does the CHR knows what you just said?"

Note: CHR: Commission on Human Rights

Latigo

Panel 1- Pilar: " Pepe! What are you doing with the horse whip?"
              Pepe: " What?! Er.. I want to be a horse rig driver.."
Panel 2- Pilar: " Horse rig driver?! Why? Do you have a horse and a rig?"
              Pepe: " Not yet..."
Panel 3- Pepe: " But I got a horse whip already.."

Latigo

Panel 1- Pepe: " My friends, I feel sorry for my son, Lazaro.. he's so lazy.."
Panel 2- Pepe: " What shall I do to make him change for the better?"
Panel 3- Pete: " Pepe, my friend..I am selling this horse whip.. and it's cheap!"

Lazaro

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Enteng Prenur, can I ask you a question?"
              Enteng: " What is it, Lazaro?"
Panel 2- Lazaro: " Is it true you rich guys wake up at 4:00 in the morning?"
              Enteng: " Of course not!!"
Panel 3- Enteng: " It's our house helpers that wake up at 4:00 in the morning!"

Lazaro

Panel 1- Pilar: " What's wrong wth you, Lazaro? Staying out late! Look what happened.. you ended in                            a police precinct!"
Panel 2- Lazaro: " I went to this rich' house to see if they really wake up very early.."
Panel 3-    Pilar: " Whose house?"
              Lazaro: " Enteng Prenur's house.."

Lazaro

Panel 1- Lazaro ( to himself ): " I need to wake up at 4:00 am so I will know if it's really true
                                                that rich people wake up early.."
Panel 2- Pilar ( waking up ):   " What the.. who's this devil who calls at 5:00 am?"
Panel 3:  Lazaro: " Mom, this is Lazaro.. I'm now at the police precinct-13!"

Lazaro

Panel 1- Doc Henares: " Pepe, just relax.. your blood pressure might go up.."
Panel 2- Doc Henares: " There is one good thing about Lazaro waking up at 3:00pm
                                      and that is he will not be obese!"
                        Pepe: " Why is that, Doc?"
Panel 3- Doc Henares: " Because he doesn't eat breakfast and lunch!"

Lazaro

Panel 1- Pepe: " Lazaro, did you hear what Dr Henares said?"
           Lazaro: " Yes, Papa.."
Panel 2- Lazaro:" But how would I know if what the doctor said is true?"
Panel 3- Pepe: " How would you know if you wake up at 3:00 in the afternoon?"

Lazaro

Panel 1- Dr Henares: " Unbelievable! It looks only Paris Hilton can make your son get up from bed!"
                        Pilar: " Yes, Doctor.."
Panel 2-           Pilar: " Lazaro is fond of rich people.."
             Dr Henares: " Oh my.. it will be difficult for him, Pilar..:
Panel 3-Dr Henares: " Rich people wakes up at 4:00 in the morning!"

The Neighborhood

Panel 1- Pilar: " Omg, Pepe.. what am I going to do?"
             Pepe: " Pilar, you can't do anything anymore. Your son's laziness is up to his bones.."
Panel 2-Pepe: " It's unfortunate that because of his laziness, he won't be able to see Paris Hilton
                        in person.."
Panel 3- Lazaro: " Paris Hilton?! Where? Where?!"

The Neighborhood

Panel 1- Pilar: " Doc, what's wrong with my son? Is it psychological?"
Panel 2- Doc: " According to the check up result, your son Lazaro has TB!"
              Pilar: " TB?! My God!.."
Panel 3- Doc; " Yes, Pilar.. TB.. your son is Tamad and Batugan!"

Note: Tamad is Lazy and Batugan is also Lazy but in the superlative sense.
          I really need help in translation.. anyone?

The Neighborhood

Panel 1- Pilar: " Doctor, I'm glad you're here. I am worried about my son, Lazaro.."
Panel 2- Doc: " Why? What happened to your son?"
Panel 3- Pilar: " He faints whenever he hears the word " work "..