Friday, August 12, 2016

Traffic Enforcer

Panel 1- Fred: " Is it true traffic enforcers smell like a corpse?"
              Bart: " I don't know.."
Panel 2- Fred: " Come, let's ask the traffic enforcer sitting in the outpost.."
              Bart: " Sure!"
Panel 3- Fred and Bart saw the skeleton of the traffic enforcer

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Traffic Enforcer

Panel 1- Efren: " We traffic enforcers live a hard life.."
Panel 2- Efren: " All day we are on the street under the sun and exhaust of the vehicles.."
Panel 3- Milah: " Honey, you smell like a corpse again.."
             Efren: " I'm sorry, dear.. too much traffic.."

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Traffic Enforcer

Panel 1- Russell: " Sir, aside from traffic violation, can you add another?"
              Officer: " What do you mean?"
Panel 2- Russell: " It's because I've been seating beside this driver for three hours because of traffic.."
Panel 3- Russell: " Can you order him to take a bath everyday?"

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Traffic Enforcer

Panel 1- Officer: " Your reasoning will not work!"
Panel 2- Officer: " We have traffic laws to follow!"
Panel 3- Officer: " Give me your license!"
               Driver: " Non Professional or Professional license?"
Note: The driver has two driving license

Monday, August 8, 2016

Traffic Enforcer

Panel 1- Officer: " Didn't you know you cannot load and unload passengers in this area?"
               Driver: " I didn't know.."
Panel 2- Officer: " There is a big sign here and you're saying you didn't know?!"
Panel 3-  Driver: " I thought what is written on the sign are suggestions only.."

Note: Most drivers don't follow rules because they can get away with it by bribing the officer

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Traffic Enforcer

Panel 1- Traffic Officer: " Being a traffic officer is difficult.."
Panel 2- Traffic Officer: " Even though I have to enforce the law.. HEY! You can't stop there!!"
Panel 3- Traffic Officer: " Drivers don't follow the rules.."