Lazaro

Panel 1- Lazaro: " Enteng Prenur, can I ask you a question?"
              Enteng: " What is it, Lazaro?"
Panel 2- Lazaro: " Is it true you rich guys wake up at 4:00 in the morning?"
              Enteng: " Of course not!!"
Panel 3- Enteng: " It's our house helpers that wake up at 4:00 in the morning!"

Lazaro

Panel 1- Pilar: " What's wrong wth you, Lazaro? Staying out late! Look what happened.. you ended in                            a police precinct!"
Panel 2- Lazaro: " I went to this rich' house to see if they really wake up very early.."
Panel 3-    Pilar: " Whose house?"
              Lazaro: " Enteng Prenur's house.."

Lazaro

Panel 1- Lazaro ( to himself ): " I need to wake up at 4:00 am so I will know if it's really true
                                                that rich people wake up early.."
Panel 2- Pilar ( waking up ):   " What the.. who's this devil who calls at 5:00 am?"
Panel 3:  Lazaro: " Mom, this is Lazaro.. I'm now at the police precinct-13!"

Lazaro

Panel 1- Doc Henares: " Pepe, just relax.. your blood pressure might go up.."
Panel 2- Doc Henares: " There is one good thing about Lazaro waking up at 3:00pm
                                      and that is he will not be obese!"
                        Pepe: " Why is that, Doc?"
Panel 3- Doc Henares: " Because he doesn't eat breakfast and lunch!"

Lazaro

Panel 1- Pepe: " Lazaro, did you hear what Dr Henares said?"
           Lazaro: " Yes, Papa.."
Panel 2- Lazaro:" But how would I know if what the doctor said is true?"
Panel 3- Pepe: " How would you know if you wake up at 3:00 in the afternoon?"

Lazaro

Panel 1- Dr Henares: " Unbelievable! It looks only Paris Hilton can make your son get up from bed!"
                        Pilar: " Yes, Doctor.."
Panel 2-           Pilar: " Lazaro is fond of rich people.."
             Dr Henares: " Oh my.. it will be difficult for him, Pilar..:
Panel 3-Dr Henares: " Rich people wakes up at 4:00 in the morning!"

The Neighborhood

Panel 1- Pilar: " Omg, Pepe.. what am I going to do?"
             Pepe: " Pilar, you can't do anything anymore. Your son's laziness is up to his bones.."
Panel 2-Pepe: " It's unfortunate that because of his laziness, he won't be able to see Paris Hilton
                        in person.."
Panel 3- Lazaro: " Paris Hilton?! Where? Where?!"

The Neighborhood

Panel 1- Pilar: " Doc, what's wrong with my son? Is it psychological?"
Panel 2- Doc: " According to the check up result, your son Lazaro has TB!"
              Pilar: " TB?! My God!.."
Panel 3- Doc; " Yes, Pilar.. TB.. your son is Tamad and Batugan!"

Note: Tamad is Lazy and Batugan is also Lazy but in the superlative sense.
          I really need help in translation.. anyone?

The Neighborhood

Panel 1- Pilar: " Doctor, I'm glad you're here. I am worried about my son, Lazaro.."
Panel 2- Doc: " Why? What happened to your son?"
Panel 3- Pilar: " He faints whenever he hears the word " work "..

The Neighborhood

Panel 1- Pedro: " Not only that, Ma'm Pilar.. because of Lazaro, you also help other businesses to grow.."
                Pilar: " Businesses?"
Panel 2- Pedro: " If not for you, no people will gather here and if there are many people, everybody happy!"
Panel 3- Pedro: " The vendors earn so much selling Taho, Fishballs, steamed corn and cold drinks!."

The Neighborhood

Panel 1- Pedro: " Ma'm Pilar, your son is a big help to our economy so don't get angry.."
                Pilar: " And why?"
Panel 2- Pedro: " Because of Lazaro, money is exchanging hands in our neighborhood.."
                Pilar: " What do you mean?"
Panel 3- Pedro: " We make a bet whether Lazaro will get up or not!"

The Neighborhood

Panel 1- Pilar: " Hey! My good neighbors with nothing good to do, go home!!!"
Panel 2- Pilar: " Everyday you do nothing but wait for my son, Lazaro, if he's going
                         to get up and look for work!"
Panel 3- Pilar: " Why don't you leave my son alone and instead concentrate on your jobs?"
           Pedro: " We are jobless.."